Gorillas and stuff

I dyed my hair turquoise and purple! <3

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Wisdom Teeth

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed, and I was sedated through the whole thing.  I was out for about 2 hours, and when I got up I think I got up out the chair too early.  I was slurring my words and couldn’t walk in a straight line.  My friend had to come and pick me up, so while I had time I went over to a next door Jamba Juice to stock up on smoothies because that’s all I can eat right now that is somewhat healthy.  It turns out, there were 3 cops there, and when they saw me, a young male slurring his words at the counter and stumbling around, the cops turned around and started asking me if I was drunk, and I said no, I just had my wisdom teeth pulled.  They couldn’t understand me, and made a big scene my talking me outside and giving me a breathalyzer.  My level was 0.02, probably from the drugs. They finally believed me, and all I wanted was a Jamba Juice.  I ended up getting 15 and I am on number 13 right now as we speak. (with protein powder)